"If you don't know what to say
to a group (or menagerie)
of beasties you happen to meet,
Or what to call 'em properly
as a host or emcee
out loud or in manners discrete,
Know we've given our friends
of fin, fur, or feather
who run, jump, walk, crawl,
fly, or churn,
specific group names
when they gather together,
which by reading this book
you can learn!
Yes, you'll find here in bold
for all to behold
and written unambiguously,
all kinds of critter
for you to consider,
and what then their group names might be!"
